Albert Szent- Gyorgyi: “Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.”
James Thurber: “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”
Josh Billings: “There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.”
Robert Orben: “To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
Bob Hope: “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Tallulah Bankhead: “If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
Emo Philips: “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Fran Lebowitz: “Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”
Woody Allen: “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
Bill Vaughan: “Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.”